a series of unfortunate events...

In the last week...

• Poppet has run away
• i have had a run in with the police
• i had a car accident

ive had enough now!

to explain( if you are at all interested...) My dad was looking after poppet while we were all away at roots( hooray) but at some point on monday poppet ran away (boo) but a little girl found him at asda (hooray) and took him home to her mum (hooray?) and the mum phoned he police who knew he was missing as my dad had already reported him missing (hooray) so poppet came back (hooray!) however, since then poppets behaviuor has been stange! he is off his food(boo), and on tuesday night when the teenagers came round he was so scared he ran and hid under the table and wet himself (boo). I think he is suffering from post traumatic stress. hopefully he will be ok soon (hooray) otherwise we will need to start putting valium in his food (hooray...wait boo!) Also, it may be of note that in order to get to asda he had to cross at least 2 busy roads! Thank God that he didnt get killed (hooray)

ok so the run in with the police...yeah well i was going along the road and ended up being in the greenway aparently so this policeman knocked on my window (boo) and told me off (boo) so i told him that i didnt know that it was a green way, and he asked me how i couldn't have known this, i sadi that i qwas confused becasue it WASNT ACTUALLY GREEN!!! and i also told him that i avoid rush hour normally and i looked really really sorry!so he said that he would let me off with a warning (hooray!) and i escaped a £30 fine (hooray)

and as for the car accident (boooooooo!!) well, this morning i left tranent (mummies house) and went down the road to go on the A1, except the rain was bad (boo) and the car skidded on the corner(boo) and the car went up on a kirb and then over to the other side of the road and it was very frightening (boo!) and the car started to make a klump klump noise and so i had to stop but i couldnt turn round and get up to my mum's so i was pretty much stranded. (boo) cried hysterically, calmed down a bit, told her what happened, she sent andrew down to help me, phoned my work, left a message with the nightshift(NB no-one phoned me back to see if i was alright...even 2 and a half hours later...i work for a christian organisation...could they care less...apparently not! apparently when i phoned in again they were "just about to phone me" (BOOOOOOO!!) Phoned Hannah (Yeah hi Han, i crashed your car) (eek), she was not mad (hooray). Hannah phoned the insurance people to organise the tow truck. This took a long time to come.(boo) and mr tow truck had very minimal chat and he seemed completely bewildered as to what to do (does this situation not occur fairly often in his line of work, no?) (boo)He informed me that he was glad that i really did require his help becasue he was called out at 5 am this morning to change a tire for an 18 year old boy who couldn't be bothered doing it himself because it was raining (LOL) Arrived at the garage and hannah was there with a bag full of breakfast pastries for no apparent reason other than she thought the sugar would help(hooray). The garage man was very nice to us...and said it should be fixed by later on today (hooray)

Im now no longer burdened (hooray) except financially! (boo) but i will be ok! The parasympathetic branch of my autonomic nervous system has taken over from the sympathic branch renewing my body to a state of homeopasis.(psychology revision! hooray...exam soon...boo!) All is well. (hooray)

for now...