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Sunday, September 10, 2006

is there anything in revelation about a plauge of giganic spiders?

...well if there is, i would like to declare that the end is nigh!



not one, not two but three, yes three, of these massive killer spiders (not scientific name) have been spotted and disposed of in our flat in the last 24 hours. this is soooo not normal.

my first encounter last night was with spider one (who actually was spider two technically) , spider one came running across my bedroom floor. To prevent the enevitable swallowing of spider one i took action against him and killed him using an old edition of heat magazine!

This morning i got up, i sat in the lounge and was watching the hollyoaks omnibus (did you see it? tonnes of people died in a fire, it was quite intense!! anyway...) and looked at an empty glass sitting on the table which contained another giant spider, i assumed hannah must have put it in there but couldnt work out why she didnt dispose of it. when i asked her about it she knew nothing about it (how???? seriously, how did it get in the glass)and quickly put it on the windowsill and closed the window. with number two out of the way hannah informed me that she had encountered another befor eshe went out last night

spider three (or one cronologically) was in the bath hannah put the shower on until it went down the drain and put the plug in, so far she has been too scared to take the plug out.

after puttiing spidr two (or three) on the windowsill hannah informed me of he two new house rules

1. windows will not be opened at any time
2. all plugholes will be covered at all time

this she hopes will stop anymore spiders getting in. i imagine they could probably get in through the hole in the livingroom ceiling, the damp attic is probably absolutely riddled with them (and , by the way they can live up to four years, hooray!) but im not going to tell her that as she may worry.i personally think we should invest in a small blow torch, just to be prepared! im not willing to live in fear anymore!!

the other stange thing, which makes me think that these are more than just spiders, is that the spider that han put on the windowsill hasnt moved , its still there (and yes it is alive) just waiting for us to open the window so it can come back in!! its now been there for over 6 hours!! we thought it was just enjoying the sunshine before but its dark now and its still there...waiting!

EDIT
Spider :number 4 (12/09/06)
Location : Hannah's fluffy bedroom wall
Action taken : killed
Method : Squashed by bible companion

Spider : number 5 (13/09/06)
Location : sam's bedroom wall(bubble one) near ceiling
Action taken : Killed
Method: standing on wonky chair and squashing with unused notebook

Spider : number 6 (17/09/06)
Location : Bath
Action taken : discarded, may have drowned to death
Method: Shower used to cause spider to go down the drain

2 Comments:

  • At 12:39 PM, Blogger reverendmavis said…

    The revelation of 'eight legged freaks' is upon us... repent!

     
  • At 4:04 PM, Blogger Sam said…

    its not even funny anymore!!

    we've considered moving

     

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