ok...but seriously

...Money is disgusting!! minging! filthy! Horrible

Today, i came to a shocking realisation. Someone handed me 50p earlier, this person was perhaps not the cleanest person in the world and i immediately felt the need to wash my hands. Ive never been all like "oh no the germs are going to get me" but...if you think about it, you just dont know where your money has been!! Think of all the unwashed hands that may have touched it. There is a penny in my purse from 1986...that is 10 years worth of germilation!

p.s sometimes children put money in their mouths!! How are these children still alive?

p.p.s according to my colleuge at work, they(who are they?) have done tests on some random bank notes and found that quite a high percent have traces of cocaine on them. So its probably better not to giive children bank notes becasue if they put them in their mouths they could get high as well as sick.

p.p.s.s I need to go and wash my hands now...becasue i realsie that this whole germ transferance can also be true for the shared computor keyboard im using right now (on a smaller germ scale obv)

p.p.p.s.s Dont worry, im not about to start wearing rubber gloves at all times! That would be silly!