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Monday, December 26, 2005

Im so glad that its not Christmas every day!!

Hello hello!

Christmas day was good! i expected it to be weird with it being our first Christmas as a broken family - lol - but it was actually really ok! But i dont think that guy who sang "i wish it could be Christmas everyday" really thought the whole thing through!! this would be everyday if you were me!

Start the day at midnight in church singing carols and talking to people who remember you when you were knee high to a grasshopper!

Go to your dads house to wish him a merry christmas and collect presents from various relatives

travel to your mums house in the back of a relativelty small car with presents acting as a seat belt, completely enabling you to move.

go to bed at about half 2 once everything is sorted and you have figured out where you are going to sleep

get up again at 6 and convince your brother to get up (this is no easy task)

open lots of presents in a hurry because you only have half an hour before you need to get ready!

leave the house at 7 am to go to work

go to work

get more presents

sing some carols

stand around looking random with a jug of orange juice

get a bit stressed

feel a bit bad for the people at work who are quite upset

get picked up at work at 3. Have a fun conversation with your dad who agrees that the person you were working with is an arse and tells you that he and his sister both bought grandad a digital radio for Christmas.

arrive back at your mums for Christams dinner with your family and extended family

open more presents

eat lots of food listening to the best of tony christie!!lol!

sort your presents about 60 times to make them all fit in to three carryable things

figure out how to play poker a different way (think to yourself that generally people just make it up as they go along!)

play poker with the poker set santa left in your stocking

watch eastenders

fall asleep during the 2 ronnies

fall out with your brother for annoying you when you are sleeping and confiscate his balloon

re-sort presents for the final time

go home



....i'd not like it to be Christmas every day!I imagine repeating that everyday would make me want to kill myself/my family/Tony Christie...but a good day none the less.

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