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Saturday, October 08, 2005

crap films!!

is it just me? or are all the films in the cinema just now rubbish??

have seen 3 crap films this week!!

The 40 year old virgin...which Hannah chose over Land of the dead, was crap! I hate blatently stupid humour! i think its pathetic and stupid! i think i laughed once!

A History of violence...Which Lou and Carrie decided to see instead of Land of the dead(even though we were initially meant to see pride and prejudice..) It was crap for many reasons, the pornographic bits for a start! I felt it was one of those films that took itself a bit too serious!! Hated the actress that played his wife! she was crap! spent half the time trying to figure out what other film she was rubbish in and figured out right at the end that it was the amytville horror(also a crap film!)and the highschool bully was a joke! and the gangsters were also crap, all round crapness!!!!and they tried to make it all arty at the end with the silence...

and last night...Hannah and i had a choice between Kinky boots (which sounds dodgy but has the people from love actually and shaun of the dead in it so it might be quite funny) or...Oliver Twist! We chose the dire remake of Oliver which was just like the origional without the songs. So, it was fairly rubbish! Not even funny rubbish were you could laugh at how bad it was, we did try! cinema was freezing too which was sucky, kinda wanted to leave but didn't, should have! We realised before it started that it was going to be crap actually, because it was the opening night of the film and it was friday night, yet there were 9 people all together watching it! hmmm.

Wow, writing about films is something Adam or James would do, strange!

3 Comments:

  • At 1:26 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    "just like the origional without the songs"

    Erm... The orginal film version's of Oliver had no songs (http://www.imdb.com/find?q=oliver%20twist;s=all) I don't think that Charles Dickens would have even considered a musical version of his story. :)

     
  • At 1:49 PM, Blogger Sam said…

    right adam...you know which one i mean!!!:(

     
  • At 3:15 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Sorry I just reread your post... erm... sorry.

     

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