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Wednesday, September 28, 2005

officially hate scotland!!

it rains here!! enjoyed my holiday, was very sunny every day,spoke to a parrot who knew more spanish than me, met a lot of interesing people!!!!! And today i feel sad!!and its raining, and im so cold im wearing a wooly hat. and i hate how everyone is so mean here! why is it that when u are away on holiday everyone you see smiles at you and most people even say hello, or ola(which i have no idea how to spell)and here if u smile a people they just look at you suspiciously!!
didnt read very many books as i became a bit obseessed with su duko!!! and im quite good at it!! i can even do the ones with letters!!!!!
Hannah did get sunburnt but not as bad as the last time. And the lifeguard who we found out is called roy (lol) stole her snorcal and found it extremely amusing!!!!

and someone informed me that sangria was a refreshing afternoon drink...

Saturday, September 17, 2005

diets and holidays DO NOT MIX

so the diet is on hold til i get back!!

looking forward to...
...the sunshine (its raining in scotland today !)
...wearing sunglasses because its sunny as apposed to just wearing them to be a poser!
...being able to sleep without being rudely awakened by my noisy neighbours and their loud sex!
...reading books!
...eating icecream with no guilt, well, a little gilt
...spying on the lifeguard who is in love with hannah
...laughing at hannah's sunburn
...creating a new synchronised swimming routine(for the benefit of passing planes!)

dum de dum....have a nice week everybody!

Saturday, September 10, 2005

misfits!!!!

Whilst at work i often ponder some odd things! why is it...

...sandwiches are square, but sandwich meat(or quorn) is round?

...pizza is round, but comes in a sqare box?cd's are round but they come in square boxes? infact generally, round things come in square boxes!

...a "set-square" is called a set square when it is triangular?

i don't get it!!!

Saturday, September 03, 2005

some stupid things i have done(or still do).

...did you ever stop for a cup of coffee on the way somewhere just to be fashionably late?
...did you ever say you look ugly when you KNOW you look good, just so people will tell you how pretty you are?
...did you ever stare at someones reflection in a window so that they wouldn't know you were looking at them?
...did you ever phone someone "accidently" just to hear them say hello?
...did you ever test out a new surname?
...did you ever listen to a song (or every song) and make it relevent to your life, even when it blatently isn't?
...did you ever run away from home and come back what felt like hours later and no-one had noticed you were gone?
...did you ever blame someone for breaking something that belonged to you when you broke it yourself, and then they bought you a new one??
...did you ever fake a migraine to get out of an exam and end up in the eye pavillion with some doctor putting stuff in your eyes?
...did you ever convince your best friend to buy ghd's just so you could use them every day?
...did you ever tell someone you loved them just cos they said it first?
...did you ever write a random list of stuff you do/have done because you have nothing new or exciting to write about???