Green eggs and ham

its a blog...its a load of rubbish!

Wednesday, August 29, 2007

poppet turns one...

...and he couldnt be more excited!!



he got this new bed as a present as well as some new toys and clothes!

Sunday, August 05, 2007

The wonder of mugs....

After appreciating fully the hilarity of an "ultima hold-ups" mug this morning, i decided that i would furthur explore the world of mugs, knowing that there must be a lot to discover about them!

journey with me!!




These mugs i found interesting as they all represent different relgions, who knew that with faith as small as a mug you can minister the good news of your chosen religion without even having to speak over a friendly cup of tea!





These mugs, im sure you will agree are extremely practical!! However, i think there may be some flaws in there designs. The first is not actually a mug at all, its an i-pod speaker....this is practical in that it plays your tunes when you want to play them, however, i cant think of one single reason why you might want a speaker in the shape of a mug? it seems likely that if it has no ipod in it some unsuspecting thirty person might pick it up and fill it with water, then it would be less practical as a speaker. The second is a plant pot and a mug, i would not use it as both, maybe make a decision early on, because its just dirty to drink out of a mug that ever had dirt and bugs in it! and the third mug is a mug which is also a computer mouse. i think that anyone who has ever destroyed a keyboard (or three) as a result of spilling a drink on one will know that it is not a good idea to have drinks too near a computer, never mind being part of one!




These mugs annoy me. They are mugs that annoying people at work might have to show off!! The first is a self stirring mug, you press a button and it stirs itelf....its just lazy! how heavy is a teaspoon for goodness sake! The second is a mug which is for people who dont beleive in sharing! there is a whole in the bottom bit, which the owner along can fill with a special key so that no-one else will use it. Meany!!



These mugs are an example of the highly impractical mugs which many of us recieve at christmas which are a complete waste of money becasue it is nearly impossible to manouve your mouth in a way to actually be able to drink out of them. Both of these mugs are of snakes, the one which is really stupid is the one with the head coming out of the middle....they are just stupid!

I leave you now with a selection of really bad, tacky mugs which i think are funny and horrible....they would never be seen anywhere near my kitchen!...enjoy










Saturday, August 04, 2007

if i were to draw a picture right now....

....i would use a black crayon






....and a red one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!