Green eggs and ham

its a blog...its a load of rubbish!

Sunday, October 22, 2006

i feel pretty...oh so pretty!

dont know what you all think of this....the neck bit freaks me out a bit (you'll see what i mean) im not sure why im blogging it, ive become a dove promoter now! but i think its good!

sometimes me and hannah watch americas next top model (or equivilant) and the judging bit is always a bit weird cos occasionally they are unrecognisable in there photos, i guess they must do all that crazy stuff to them, it makes sense now.

why do they bother using people at all? they could just take a picture of a potato and do the same thing
!

Saturday, October 21, 2006

grrrr.....why cant we just wait????



there are fireworks going off all over the place!!! on the way home i noticed that the christmas displays are up in all the shop windows!!

its the 21st of october!!!why cant we just wait for something to happen when its meant to and stop rushing everything so much....then when it gets to firework night its special and exciting, and no-one has to stock the shelfs with easter eggs on boxing day! stop rushing me!

im getting old!

Tuesday, October 17, 2006

ive booked my driving test

hopefully il do better than spongebob....



....this is esp for hannah who is a big fan of spongebob, but has never actually seen an episode! hannah, look how crap it is!!

btw,i would like to point out that yo tube is NOT my life...i also spend a lot of time on myspace! well there isnt really much else to do in larkhall, except when i leave the house for a driving lesson : (

Monday, October 16, 2006

Dear Santa...

i would like one of these for christmas...i have been realllllly good

love sam

Sunday, October 15, 2006

i have a question...



are slugs just homeless snails?

Saturday, October 07, 2006

im a hypocrite!!!

Ive spent the last week lecturing Hannah about :


Told her i was concerned that she may have an addiction problem and advised her to go cold turkey!

However....today i bought a cd. um, whoops!! i feel bad, does this make me a bad friend as well as a hypocrite? also, is it really wrong that i did this at work, i really should go and do something constructive now!

...the shame!

Thursday, October 05, 2006

googlewhacking


so this guy at college was telling me today about the concept of a googlewhack. aparently, if you put two words into google and get only one webpage, you have a googlewhack. this is not an easy task! ive tried for the last half an hour....loser eh! anyway, so this guy (Dave Goreman) has written a book about his experiences finding 10 googlewhacks...how random.

go and googlewhack, let me know if you find any!