Green eggs and ham

its a blog...its a load of rubbish!

Monday, January 29, 2007

i didnt do it!

ok i did....

....she had it coming!!!


...im a murderer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wednesday, January 24, 2007

I can't be bloggered!

I have no inspiration to write anything exciting on my blog today! im grandad sitting and filing dusty plans in my dads office later i will go to work...life is a bit dull today!

and...i didnt want to write a new post because i liked the fact that my last post had 7 comments! that made me feel special! yes!!its like blog vanity or something...but ive written something now anyway!

Your so vain...you probably think this blog is about you (dont you??)

im a loser!

il shut up now!

Monday, January 15, 2007

the sam gibbi code...

I can now reveal a secret which has been closley guarded for the last few weeks!!
Today i sat my driving test for the second time!




...and i did not fail!




....therefore i passed!




...yeay!!!

Saturday, January 13, 2007

On relationships...

Having a conversation with my auntie in the car yesterday about the current love life situation...

Me:Men are just a waste of time anyway, I realise this, i've decided that im either going to become a nun or a lesbian and have nothing more to do with them
Beanie: hmmm
*a few moments of silence*
Beanie: Your not serious about the nun thing are you?
Me: No...wait,i'm not serious about the lesbian thing either!
Beanie: Oh no! that didn't come out right, i didnt mean that...
*laugher or something a bit like laugher but not as energetic*

Wednesday, January 03, 2007

in 2007 i will...

go on the jeremy kyle show with my family!
and...

learn all the words to dont stop me now!
and...

learn the thriller dance!