Green eggs and ham

its a blog...its a load of rubbish!

Saturday, December 30, 2006

In 2006 i....

- Turned 22
- Learned to knit
- Changed the name of my blog
- Sang on a train
- Passed my theory test
- Failed my driving test
- Got a suntan
- Lost a suntan
- Gave blood twice (the third time...they didnt want it...i need more iron apparently)
- Started college
- Started to hate college
- Killed some spiders
- Witnessed slug sex (its weird!!)
- Discovered the wonder of chai latte
- Became a god mother
- Got an informal verbal warning
- became single
- Got a puppy

did i do anything else? probably, yes, im sure i did.

Thursday, December 28, 2006

i cant figure it out...i have never ever understood this!!

When the tide is in....is it in there, or in here? like is it in where we are or in there hiding?

and the tide is out? that means its out there or out here? like does it come out to meet us or does it go away out there?

i have seriously never known!

someone tried to explain it to me last night and im more confused now!:(

hope u all had a very lovely christmas!

Saturday, December 23, 2006

my favorite 81 year old! fact!

Grandad: a b c d e f g h i j k...l m emmm, emmm, yes em rings a bell, Minestrone, Melbourne, Morrocco
Me: Are you trying to remember a name?
Grandad: What type of cigarettes do i smoke?
Me: Marlboro
Grandad: Ah, Marlboro, thats it
Both : *laugh*

Wednesday, December 20, 2006

things which are currently rocking my world!

dime sweets - of which i have eaten roughly 1000
inernet banking- which saved me a trip to the bank in the cold
aqualung - Who i had fogotten all about, but made there return to my mind yesterday
my flat - which has been redecorated by hannah, and looks very good! (come visit!)
sonic the hedgehog - i am convinced that its cool cos its retro! i am sonic!
not being at college - obviously
being 22 - its ok, you know, im an adult...but im not old!
running into old friends! - what are the chances? im always pleased to run into people i know, its statistically rare, there are 6 billion people in the world! ran into my best friend from school in borders books! he is pretty much one of my favorite people on the planet and i hadn't seen him for three years...that rocked out loud!
coffee shops - are becomming a home from home, when its cold outside they are a safe place with nice tasting warmness! and i have a favorite drink in each one! costa - mint hot chocolate. starbucks - toffee nut latte. cafe nero - chai latte(you knew that, chai latte mends my soul on sad days!)
my mums house - christmas lives there! so does poppet this week
you!- maybe!

Sunday, December 17, 2006

another way to make your day!

Sam : Hello could i please have a single from waverly to motherwell?
Ticket guy: No
Sam : Ok ?(quizzical look)
Ticket guy: Ive completely run out of tickets, im afraid you'll just have to travel for free. Sorry about that...

:)

Tuesday, December 12, 2006

what an (anti) grown up thing to do...

today at college i was given an informal verbal warning...


...i feel 15 again


...oh dear


i have a bad attitude.....yip!

Monday, December 11, 2006

what a grown up thing to do!


yesterday i became a godmother! My god daughter is Millie Martha Kelly! The picture is me shhhhhing her and the other woman is dawn, Dawn is her other god mother , they thought they would go modern and not bother with a male counter part for me...i think this is wise....they are a waste of time anyway! lol! im bitter, or something!

anyway, yeah i asked sharon if i could dress as a fairy, then i could be a fairy godmother, she was up for it but i decided it wouldnt go down too well with the sensible people there!

Sunday, December 03, 2006

im posting this because...

i told hannah i was going to, i have no reason, its a good song, anneleen first introduced it to my ears!

indeed!

Saturday, December 02, 2006

and the beat goes on...

Ive discovered something amazing!

Something that tastes like christmas....and ready break...and cuddles!

its called chai latte....yes it is!

why are you still sitting there???go to cafe nero and buy one!

come on... do something with your miserable life!

Life moves pretty fast....

What is going on?



can someone please tell me because i have absolutely no idea!!!



seriously!



aaaaaaah!



i think i need a book!



or a holiday....



or maybe both.


im confused right now!

Can you tell?

what?