Having a conversation with my auntie in the car yesterday about the current love life situation...
Me:Men are just a waste of time anyway, I realise this, i've decided that im either going to become a nun or a lesbian and have nothing more to do with them
Beanie: hmmm
*a few moments of silence*
Beanie: Your not serious about the nun thing are you?
Me: No...wait,i'm not serious about the lesbian thing either!
Beanie: Oh no! that didn't come out right, i didnt mean that...
*laugher or something a bit like laugher but not as energetic*