Poppet is exactly 7 months old today...

...to mark this occasion he has just lifted his leg to pee for the first time ever, completely out of the blue.

He's a man now.

Well, a dog man.

I've got a Smiling Addiction

the question : how are you?
the answer : im fine.

the childrens worker...

some people, too into their jobs!!

Hannah: Sam, do you think i could get a points chat?
Me: eh?
Hannah: A points chart, so when i do chores i get stars and i can trade them in for prizes, like i could get a song form i-tunes for 5 stars.
Me: um...Han, shut up
Hannah: come on, it would be brilliant, i bet theres actually loads of people who want a points chart but they are like "i cant have one cos im 24" but they do want one!
Me: seriously, i think your ill!

the youth worker..

Ali: so, whats this ebo thing that the kids go on, on the internet?
Me: Ebo, do you mean ebay? the kids don't go on ebay
ALi: no im sure its called Ebo
Me: do you mean Bebo?
Ali: yeah, whats that?
Me: You really should know about these things...

this...

...is what happens when people are encouraged to use their "talent"

These people have creul relatives and friends!

its hiarious though!

This orange sings!

and it is fun! Recently people have been singing a lot more!

Most of these people are not very good but say things like, i was going to go on x-factor,but i forgot about the date, or, my friends say i should go on the x-factor.

Maybe your friends are MAKING FUN OF YOU!!!

the singing orange...should go on x-factor!

from now on...my name is "super-receptionist"...ok!!!

I just had this conversation...............with kevin


E-bay... i love it says:
hello mas
sam says:
hi pal
E-bay... i love it says:
don't you love your work
E-bay... i love it says:
there always so many exciting things that happen there
sam says:
my work?
E-bay... i love it says:
i loved that poem
sam says:
its like an action movie!!
E-bay... i love it says:
LOL
sam says:
did i tell u about the people i rescuae from the lift?
E-bay... i love it says:
NO!
sam says:
well i single handedly rescued 4 people who were trrapped and oxygen straved
sam says:
in the lift
E-bay... i love it says:
how?
sam says:
they shouted instructions of what i had to do down the lift shaf!
E-bay... i love it says:
what...!
sam says:
i had to go into the control cupboad shut down the system and reset the mechanism so it lowered itself to the ground floor then put it back on again
sam says:
im a hero!!
E-bay... i love it says:
did u win an award?
sam says:
actually no...but i should have been given a medal or something!!!
E-bay... i love it says:
u should blog that piece of gold
sam says:
i might!
sam says:
i might just cut and paste this conversation!
sam says:
im a hero...but im a lazy one!

more tales from the receptionist....seen as you are clearly GRIPPED by them.

Yesterday i was chatting to this guy at the desk and happened tomention a time when i was young and was left to my own devices wandering around a golf course in a sort of foresty tree type area. Anyway, there were lots of bunnies wandering around and i noticed one bunny getting chased by a cat, then the cat started biting the bunny, so, as a friend of bunnies all over the world i walked over and picked up the cat and threw it, and it banged into a tree....(it didnt die!) and the bunny ran off limping.

Why i shared this story, or why i even remembered it happening is a mystery! anyway, the guy went off and wrote down a poem which he later gave to me...it end with a lovely sentiment!

My little neice came up to me a tear welled in her eye,

And asked me what would happen when her pet rabbit died.

I told her we'd get a shoebox and put the rabbit inside,

And bury him under the swing that stands next to the slide.

And then we'd have a party the best she'd ever seen,

With party hats and sausage rolls and jelly and ice-cream.

All the time i told her this all she could say was wow,

Why wait until the day he dies lets kill the bunny now.

special huh...