How sad/Like Christmas for receptionists

Today i got excited because we got a new phone at work!

i was so pleased that on a scale of one to ten i rated my excitement as an eight!

theres lots of buttons!

well designed!

Im so impressed by these! thats all!

these are a few of my favourite...words

Being strange often leads me to do strange things. When I’m tired apparently I act even stranger than I normally do. Recently, after returned from a weekend away I decided to write down a list of some of my favourite words. I will share these with you .This list is not exhaustive, and is in no particular order.

• Bedraggled
• Coherent
• Ambiguous
• Onomatopoeia
• Obnoxious
• Shuttlecock
• Decomposed
• Falafel
• Omnipotent
• Katamari
• Hoodwinked
• Complacent

If you can write a small story containing all of these words I may give you a prize!

de ja vu

today i went to tesco and ended up with a bleeding toe...

...again!!!!!!!!!!!!

ouch.

must stop wearing flipflops on tesco trips!

neglect...

i havn't written in my diary for a month!

too busy studying...the truth, although no-one will beleive me when i fail my exams!

a question....is a book only a book if it gets published? (this is apparently true according to my dad!)

poppet is being very naughty today...just for a change...POPPET NO!(the only words i have used today!

it is finished...

goodbye telford college, may you be rolled up into a giant ball and be thrown into space!

so now i have free days on tuesdays and thursdays! hooray! i plan on having some adventures on these days so if you happen to be free you may join me(and probably poppet(who smells of play doh today)) on one!

today, no adventure, i spent a while reading great expecations....just because i could! im so glad to not have to study anymore...

...sunshine would be good!

PSI (poo scence investigation)

poppet will swallow anything that will fit in his mouth!

he was a bit wabbit last night but is fine today! except that he has really bad wind! he is a little stinker!

in his poo this morning i noticed....electrical wire, brisells from his toothbrush(...hannah informed me that he ate the whole head of it), a small piece of plastic and a small bit of material(which could be either part of a sock or part of my duvet cover grrrr)

why is he such a dumb-ass (apart from the blatent in-breeding i mean....i thought i would save you the bother of making that comment!) its worse than that, he is just soooo stupid its unbelievable!!

i love him so much!!

i was so sad that he was going to die last night, he couldn't even walk properly last night...because of indigestion?!! anyway, he still needs to go to the vet, because only one of his testicles is visable so something might need done about that! dont tell him i told you about that though, he gets embarressed about it, thinks it makes him less of a man!

a view from the bus...

from the bus last night i saw a man in a garage...he was dancing, not just that but he was dancing in time to the music that i was listening to on my i-pod! phonominal!

also, there were twins at the bus stop, not just twins though, they were really really old twins. same old lady hairstyle, same coat, same smile! was nice!

and....a man running for the bus, but not just any man, it was a bus driver!actually he was THE bus driver about to take over form the last one! that was funny!

other observations included a crowd of 20ish men all dressed as borat, a similar sized group of women all dressed as fairies and one old man in a kilt singing loudly with no teeth!