Green eggs and ham

its a blog...its a load of rubbish!

Thursday, January 26, 2006

A funny thing an old person said at the bus stop this week...

"oh hi...do you know, I didn't recognise you with your clothes on"

Not been writing much on this blog recently have I? Im currently trying not to move my face because i have a face mask on it which im going to peel off in like 5 minutes.so, I nearly lost my best friend this week! When we were swimming the other day she said something realllllllly stupid, and hilariously funny (side note :Laughing whilst swimming can cause drowning and is not recommended) So i told her i was going to write it on my blog, and she said if I did that she wouldn't be my friend anymore, and after much consideration ive decided that its not worth losing her. Ive figured that I can start a list of the ridiculous things she says which will make the best list ever one day, but until that day, Ive decided to choose friendship over blogship...I think Ive made the right choice!

Wednesday, January 18, 2006

my brusie is now gone...

...not that any of you cared, aparently.

:(

Monday, January 16, 2006

How very strange!!

I didnt hurt my wrist and it doesnt hurt but there is a massive bruise!! where did that come from?

Monday, January 09, 2006

oh look its 2006!

im back from my not as sunny as i expected holiday! ive not got a suntan as such but i at least look off white now as apposed to a milk bottle. um... didnt make any new years resolutions or anything this year but i just found a diary entry with last years resolutions in it. and i will share this with you!

in 2005 i will...
...learn to drive
...find plan for life
...fall in love
...be strict with diet
...be nice to people
...not fight with mum
...not fight with Steph
...budget money more effectively
...pray more
...visit grandad and other relatives more
...remember peoples birthdays
...get better at piano
...sing more
...learn guitar
...stop judging people if their clothes are not colour co-ordinated
...stop judging people if thier hair is bad
...stop being nasty to people who are boring
...try to be happy for people
...write a book
...write in my diary more often
...write a song
...gossip less. No wait, try not to gossip at all.
...get round the gossiping resolution by constuctively critisising everyone
...Invent something
...encourage the young people
...encourage dad to quit smoking(and other people)

and did i do them all...NO!