The receptionist...

the phones at work are rubbish, they dont really work properly and to talk to people i need to put it on speakerphone most of the time! Normally if someone says something stupid i can cope and carry on with the conversation but when other people hear the conversation and start laughing histerically it makes it hard to keep my composure!

for example....

Me: Ok, could you give me your name
Man on phone: its William bleblooblabla *name i couldnt make out*
Me: sorry, whats your surname?
Man on phone: bleblooblabla
ME: can you spell your surname?
MAn on phone: Yes
*silence*
Me: sorry, i meant can you spell it out for me?
*john laughing histerically in background*
Me: also laughing but trying not to!!

Lily Allen - Alfie Video

it saddens me that so many people think lily allen is crap....i think she is not crap....and this song is good! its good!!!!!!!!!!!

so i saw this guy...

...on richard and judy last night (which i NEVER normally watch, kevin was in control of the telly, we also watched supermarket sweep...) and he has been diagnosed with cancer, he has refused chemo as it would only prolong his life by a month and would be quite horrible. So he has planned a wake for himself before he dies to say goodbye to all his long lost friends etc.

how weird would that be?

anyway, heres a thought for the weekend... if this was your last remaining time on planet mars/earth (depending on where you are reading this from) what would you make sure you did/what would you probably not bothr doing/who would you make sure you got to see/ who would you ask to look after your sausage dog?

anyway....have a fun day....it may be your last one...poppet and i are off on an adventure!

ode to waterloo road

even though everyone else says waterloo road sucks
i love waterloo road very much
the story lines are epic and gripping
and i find it really quite spiffing
i dont care if nobody else does

....that was a small poem aabout my giant love for waterloo road! i would lik to dedicate it to stephanie and antony and grant

did you know...

...on average, the royal mail loses 45,000 items of mail in a year.

i got no valentines cards, i figure this must be why!

it must be!

no? : (