Green eggs and ham

its a blog...its a load of rubbish!

Sunday, April 24, 2005

dont you hate it when...

...you can remember looking at the clock so many times during the night that you aren't sure if you have had any sleep at all!

it sucks!

so does the film cursed btw, i saw that last night.

Thursday, April 21, 2005

um...can we talk about me now please!

im quite self obsessed! actually very self obsessed!and i will admit that! but it annoys me when people say :"the world doesnt revolve around you" because actually, to me , it does!

i think this because... i have a perspective of the world that noone else has. everything in this world relates to me differently than other people, there are millions things i dont know that other people do and some things i do know that some other people dont. I get absolutely obsessed with things (such as colour co-ordination) that other people dont even think are worth thinking about,let alone mentioning.

so it might only be my world, but it certainly does revolve around me as far as im concerned!

**i live in a wolrd of my own, but its ok...everyone likes me here!**

Monday, April 18, 2005

my sister...is evil!

i dont really think my sister is evil...(i dont think you are evil steph)but this morning she was mean!!!!

i stayed at my mums last night and ended up sleeping in her room, which used to be mine,until i moved out, and she moved in and claimed it within all of like 15 minutes! and this morning at stupid o'clock she gets up because she has to go to school, her alarm goes off like 3 times and when she does actually get up she starts talking to me when all im really meant to be doing is dreaming! when i suggest that maybe she could just not talk anymore, she says "i think we'll have some avril" and proceeds to put music on! is it just me or is that just mean? anyway she left for school eventually,after sitting around for 15 minutes doing nothing???because she was too early, who runs EARLY in the mornings?!? and i intended on going back to sleep, but was far too awake. So i got up, but i didnt want to. And i did some stuff. and after a while thought that this could be the kind of pointless thing i can write about on my blog!

oh and while im here:

this morning i was wakened early,
cos my sistor is an evil girly.
but i couldnt get back to sleep,
i even tried counting sheep!
and now...im feeling grumpy :(

Sunday, April 17, 2005

Hello cruel world

um...My friend James has created this blog for me!!! what a fantastic gift! i would have done it myself but im quite thick and prob would have messed the whole thing up.

He has also assured me that noone is going to read it...which makes me sad because im a princess and i like to be the centre of attention! but its prob just as well because then less people will judge me for my bad spelling and odd eccentricities!

anyway im not going to do the whole history of my life thing, and im not going to use this as a diary...because i cant cheat on my diary...im hopelessly devoted! and im not going to write about my day, becasue it was a sad day :( and i had to say goodbye to my parrot, he moved house!

i may post some random things, such as ross' bedtime stories or various plans for my life(no that wont happen...i dont even vaugly have one)or even a poem...im good at rhyming, i went through a stage of contantly speaking only in rhyme...but it was starting to cost me friends ...so i stopped.

im done for now!