my new hobby!!!!

IS.....driving!! i had my first lesson on friday! it went ok, except that i stalled once, which was better than crashing into a wall, which is what would have happened if i didnt stall!! my steering is rubbish!!! my clutch control is apparently good!

i like driving, its fun!!

nightshift

nightshift sucks! im very bored! The man im working with is in the lounge snoring, ive finished my book, i dont like the taste of tea anymore, i cant speak to anybody because everyone is asleep, i hate bbc news 24, im not sure what my voice sounds like anymore, the automatic door is opening when noone is there,i have literally nothing to write about in my diary,there is only so many choclate biscuits you can eat before it isnt even fun to eat them anymore, and there are only so many famous landmarks you can make out of stationary (more specifically 4 high lighters and selotape), infact there was only one landmark...which was the eiffel tower.

...i am tired : (

a rubbish excuse for being late for work!

Han was late for work this morning! an hour after she was meant to start she came in to my room with the intention of hiding. We then spent 20 minutes coming up with an excuse as to why she was late for work. When Ali phoned i told him this...(u just have to imagine his side of the conversation!!)

Hannah is in the bathroom at the moment...yeah i think she is ok, shes just having another shower....well, when she left for work over an hour ago, she took out a bin bag and accidentally fell in the wheely bin. She got stuck and had to phone me to help her get out...yeah i know its crazy, anyway she went for a shower obv cos she smelled of rubbish, but she got out the shower and then her mum phoned with some bad news...well, it so happened that her dad also fell in a wheely bin, head first, so he is trapped upside down and they are waiting for the emergancy services to arrive,to get him out....she was obv upset by this and was a bit emotional...yeah, anyway she has gone back in the shower now becasue she still smelled quite bad, but she shouldn't be too long...ok,bye.

some of the stupid things i've said this week...

 At the zoo, I suggested that the polar bear might have Malaysia! (I meant to say malaria, which sounds odd but the water in its enclosure was really minging!)
 In tesco I asked Han if baby needed Haydust, no I mean haydust, ssssawdust. She laughed at me!
 Yesterday a 12 year old told me joke, although she didn’t tell me it was a joke and I was in serious conversation mode…she said” did you know that sky are hosting a new tv channel which will demonstrate how to make oragami?”, “Really?” (says I) “ yeah but its going to be pay per view” (paper…yeah I missed that) “what? Who would actually pay to watch that?”…..she looked at me with sincere pity, then explained the joke. Yeah…
 This morning I said sorry to a bin! I walked into it and thought It was a child.

Theres more, I never stop saying stupid things. Its not that im actually stupid, well, sometimes only!

crap films!!

is it just me? or are all the films in the cinema just now rubbish??

have seen 3 crap films this week!!

The 40 year old virgin...which Hannah chose over Land of the dead, was crap! I hate blatently stupid humour! i think its pathetic and stupid! i think i laughed once!

A History of violence...Which Lou and Carrie decided to see instead of Land of the dead(even though we were initially meant to see pride and prejudice..) It was crap for many reasons, the pornographic bits for a start! I felt it was one of those films that took itself a bit too serious!! Hated the actress that played his wife! she was crap! spent half the time trying to figure out what other film she was rubbish in and figured out right at the end that it was the amytville horror(also a crap film!)and the highschool bully was a joke! and the gangsters were also crap, all round crapness!!!!and they tried to make it all arty at the end with the silence...

and last night...Hannah and i had a choice between Kinky boots (which sounds dodgy but has the people from love actually and shaun of the dead in it so it might be quite funny) or...Oliver Twist! We chose the dire remake of Oliver which was just like the origional without the songs. So, it was fairly rubbish! Not even funny rubbish were you could laugh at how bad it was, we did try! cinema was freezing too which was sucky, kinda wanted to leave but didn't, should have! We realised before it started that it was going to be crap actually, because it was the opening night of the film and it was friday night, yet there were 9 people all together watching it! hmmm.

Wow, writing about films is something Adam or James would do, strange!

and to add to my list of things im doing today...

ive read the new ikea catalogue and am learning spanish!! hola,comos estas?? Yo me iiamo Sam.

il be fluent in a couple of hours!!

having a non-day

...am very bored!!!

its one of those days when you knew a minute after you started work that it was going to drag.

trying to find things to occupy myself because i dont really want to do any real work. so far ive doodled, re-applied lipgloss about 20 times, doodled some more, had 3 cups of tea(and like a milion chocolate biscuits...the diet re-starts monday!!), spoke to 2 relatives on the phone, planned tomorrows outfit (subject to change of course), written in my diary, doodled some more, stared into space and doodled again.

only another 8 hours to go....

might go to lunch now!